Daily Haiku – 11.11.2013

#0675
I prick bros with pins
To watch them slowly deflate
Then pop their collars.

#0676
Nice crispy bacon
Crackling on the barbecue.
Firebomb the cops.

#0677
His lusting for life
Shouldn’t have been a problem
But life was engaged.

#0678
Her tiny high heels
Made her totter Giraffe-like
Through her enclosure.

#0679
My favourite blogs
Are all the old white people
Mourning the near past.

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Daily Haiku – 10.11.2013

#0670
The turn of the Earth,
This galactic pirouette,
Spins out of control.

#0671
My thousands of guns,
Come in all shapes and sizes,
One for every look.

#0672
The giant pimple
At the centre of your chest
Pops, Oozing out love.

#0673
What you meant to say
Is that really I’m awesome
Between your sobbing.

#0674
The man made of milk
Was a lovely chap to meet
‘Til things turned sour.

Daily Haiku – 09.11.2013

#0664
The slippery filth
Of long sleepy Saturdays
Is hard to workround.

#0665
Every job listing
Should be more realistic.
“Wanted: Superman.”

#0666
I fucked Lucifer
With a giant spiked dildo
We then spooned, smiling.

#0667
Everything feels new.
All I can see are changes.
The cracks inside things.

#0668
The constant struggles
Of the constant struggling:
A constant struggle.

#0669
Giant litre flasks
Full of noxious alcohols
Pickling the world.

Daily Haiku – 08.11.2013

#0658
I have heaps of time
To waste at the last minute
Doing the wrong things.

#0659
The time that I sneezed
My whole brain out of my face
Did help my headache.

#0660
All these massive gaps
Between all of our atoms
Make us giant sieves.

#0661
Gaffer tape the world
To stop it falling apart
Well… It’s worth a try.

#0662
Diligently check
All the corners of the house
To find escape routes.

#0663
Then he starts crying.
He can’t stop and dries to sand.
(How we get beaches.)