Daily Haiku – 15.11.2013

#0699
His bushy, bushy beard
Doubled as a nest for birds.
Easy access lunch.

#0700
When we fell in love
All our friends knew straightaway
‘Cause we became twins.

#0701
Anne Alcoholic
Ruined her life for she was
An alcoholic.

#0702
Wet t-shirt contests
Really help raise awareness
Of local douche-bags.

#0703
My lost dignity
Someone listed on TradeMe.
One dollar reserve.

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