Daily Haiku – 12.11.2013

At their sleep-overs
Both Ashleys bitched about Bec
And vied for her love.

I got my revenge
By filling his guts with wasps
During a picnic.

The busdriver’s bag
Rolled over during transit
Spilling his sex toys.

Lofty yacht failure
Makes bad coffee worse coffee
More like Depresso.

My nine pet llamas.
It’s hard choosing favourites.
Quite the dillama.

Who is Zinzan Brooke?
A man as complex as you.
Outmatched by the world.

I have spent whole lives
In the day before pay day.
Poor refresh button.

If you hate pash me
Don’t expect me to ignore
My bursting wee heart.

Grind your teeth to gums.
And lick your tongue from your face.
Eternal hate pash.

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