Daily Haiku – 01.08.2013

#0443
All these woollen hats
Hate their soggy, scratchy lives
And pray for summer.

#0444
The t-shirt slogan:
I’M A DICK FOR WEARING THIS.
Sells more than you’d think.

#0445
Andy felt awkward
Because people like to stare
At his public wanks.

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