Daily Haiku – 02.06.2013

#0198
Suck on damp hankies
Hoping their sodden with tears
Instead of boogers.

#0199
For Silly Sally
Everyday was a joy
Except Wednesdays.

#0200
William Shakespeare
Loved writing plays and poems
And fucking bitches.

#0201
Sex education:
Constant staring. Loud breathing.
Say no words at all.

#0202
Fill your sink with jizz
And don’t tell anyone why.
(How to lose your friends.)

#0203
Make all things see-through
By rubbing duck fat on them.
Seeing greasy cease.

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