Daily Haiku – 14.05.2013

#0157
Humphrey likes desk jobs.
He’s sexually aroused by
His desk being sucked.

#0158
Your phone screen is cracked
From when you threw it into space.
It bounced off the Sun.

#0159
Liz was very smug
Over knowing eleven things.
(It’s actually ten.)

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