Daily Haiku – 12.05.2013

#0144
Drink a pint of piss
And you’ll urinate water.
I’ll show you later.

#0145
A room full of kids
All screaming their faces off
‘Til their heads were blank.

#0146
“Please! Don’t look at me!”
Cried the Invisible Man.
(This normally worked.)

#0147
Dan bit out his teeth
Then swallowed both of his cheeks
And spat out his gums.

#0148
Life as a dancer
Requires no skill at all.
You just shake a lot.

#0149
Jo liked to model.
She loved to make up poses
And she had no bones.

#0150
I’m quite embarrassed
By what it is you’re wearing.
Blood just isn’t for you.

#0151
Two women braiding
Raw pastry into their hair
For later baking.

#0152
I woke and found out
I was a mass murderer.
A bit of a shock.

#0153
For this Mother’s Day,
Let’s get them all machine guns
And send them to war.

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